Monday, December 27, 2010

RAGNAROK

In yore-gone days of old, prophets foretold of a day when the universe would erupt in battle.  Ancient warriors would be resurrected and this battle would end all battles and herald the end of the universe itself.  They called this day:
Last battle we had a tie between Optimus Prime and Ironman.  Today's battle is between two ridiculous combinations of superheros with endless regenerative powers.  It's:

Symbiote Deadpool VERSUS Darkclaw

The Rules:
A symbiote has found its way into Deadpool's system.  Deadpool, being unstable at the BEST of times, is now rampaging through the city, and only Darkclaw can stop him.  Neither of these guys play very nice.  So this battle will only end with the death or eternal incapacitation of the opponent (encasing them in a solid block of adimantium, for instance)

Arguments:
Symbiote Deadpool:
Ever notice how most of Batman's badguys are totally insane?  The reason for this is that Bruce Wayne is a rationalist.  If his bad guys were meticulous and rational thinkers, Bruce Wayne could outsmart them.  But when his badguys are entirely unpredictable, they present a challenge that even Batman can sometimes fail.  Well Deadpool is off his nut.  And he has a crazy-fast healing factor when he's on his own.  Coupled with the healing and protective powers of a symbiote, he's practically unkillable.  Now Deadpool's regular stockpile of weapons may not be enough to counter Darkclaw's arsenal of gadgets, adimantium skeleton, and healing factor, but combined with the symbiote's celular-level attack, he can shoot out a tendril that can enter Darkclaw's system and destroy it from the inside.  Symbiote Deadpool wins.

Darkclaw:
Symbiote Deadpool presents essentially two challenges: seperating the symbiote from the Deadpool, and then containing both seperately.  When you combine Wolverine's tenacity, invincability, and aggression with Bruce  Wayne's massive intelligence, resources, and problem-solving capability, you have a guy who can tackle this challenge without getting himself killed in the process.  Rational thought will always triumph over insanity.  Darkclaw wins.

Okay, now it's your turn to decide the victor.

2 comments:

  1. Hi..... Finally here...

    My vote goes for Darkclaws... 2 of my favorite characters.... marvel and dc.......

    lets bring people to vote....

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  2. i go with darkclaw as well

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