Last time on Ragnarok, Darkclaw sliced and diced Symbiote Deadpool. Today's match is between the ultimate horror survivalist and the ultimate horror. It's:
The Rules:
If Ash Williams makes it out of Silent Hill alive, he wins. If he wanders the streets forever or dies, Silent Hill wins.
Arguments:
Ash Williams:
Look, Silent Hill may be a malevolent evil that draws you in for the purpose of punishing you and then never lets you go, but Ash has seen worse. Plus, he's crazy already, and that helps. Nor is Ash afraid of fighting fire with fire. He may just whip out the Necronomicon, summon the army of darkness, and let those two hash it out while he escapes. Heck, he's done in before.
Silent Hill:
Silent Hill only summons those with a connection to the place, and no one ever TRULY escapes. And Ash is no genius. He'll go crazier, dance around like a puppet on Silent Hill's strings, and ultimately accomplish whatever purpose Silent Hill drove him there for. Everyone does.
Okay, now Vote!
I'm going to go with Ash. Not because i have some compelling argument, but because i know almost nothing about Silent Hill. Oh, and Ash is awsome. If nothing else, he'll somehow get someone else to take the fall while he's hightailing it out of there screaming like a little girl. And he'll get the girl. (does silent hill have girls? i hope so, otherwise... *shiver*) And then he'll dump the girl. Or use her has a meat sheild. Ok, so Ash isnt a first rate guy, but i think he'll still somehow make it out alive and a little crazier. Which for him is a good thing.
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