Showing posts with label Evil Dead. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Evil Dead. Show all posts

Thursday, December 30, 2010

RAGNAROK

In yore-gone days of old, prophets foretold of a day when the universe would erupt in battle.  Ancient warriors would be resurrected and this battle would end all battles and herald the end of the universe itself.  They called this day:

Last time on Ragnarok, Darkclaw sliced and diced Symbiote Deadpool.  Today's match is between the ultimate horror survivalist and the ultimate horror.  It's:

Ash Williams VERSUS Silent Hill.

The Rules:
If Ash Williams makes it out of Silent Hill alive, he wins.  If he wanders the streets forever or dies, Silent Hill wins.

Arguments:
Ash Williams:
Look, Silent Hill may be a malevolent evil that draws you in for the purpose of punishing you and then never lets you go, but Ash has seen worse.  Plus, he's crazy already, and that helps.  Nor is Ash afraid of fighting fire with fire.  He may just whip out the Necronomicon, summon the army of darkness, and let those two hash it out while he escapes.  Heck, he's done in before.

Silent Hill:
Silent Hill only summons those with a connection to the place, and no one ever TRULY escapes.  And Ash is no genius.  He'll go crazier, dance around like a puppet on Silent Hill's strings, and ultimately accomplish whatever purpose Silent Hill drove him there for.  Everyone does.

Okay, now Vote!